The following is an AIM transcript of me talking to a Mets fan while watching the Braves and Marlins on mute. AIM names have been changed to ward off crazy internet stalkers and protect the Mets fan who does not know Chad Paronto.
SC: holy
SC: what
SC: no way
Mets Fan: wha
SC: is that CHAD PARONTO?
Mets Fan: who
SC: is CHAD PARONTO back in the show with the Braves?
SC: well he's tall
SC: he's fat
SC: he's PARONTO
SC: HOLY SHIT IT'S CHAD PARONTO
SC: OMG OMG OMG OMG
SC: holy shit holy shit
Mets Fan: ...yes
SC: CHAD PARONTO IS BACK
Mets Fan: yes.
SC: what you don't know about PARONTO??
SC: HEAVY C?
Mets Fan: ...no?
SC: oh man he rules
SC: he's so exhausted already
SC: and his face is flush
I truly have no clue why I documented this.