Erik Bedard, LH Casey Fossum, LH (11-6, 4.02) (3-3, 4.91)
BUH MOTHER F'N DARD. We're playing the two worst teams in the AL in a row, starting at Tampa Bay and moving to pitiful Kansas City afterward. So let's get some wins just for the fun of it.
I've always liked Casey Fossum, but he's not very good. Unlike Bedard, who is pretty much the best pitcher on earth right now. Shows what I know about BUH DARD, I guess.