The Todd used to be cool, man. What happened to him? ("Journeymen pitchers that spent years away from the majors only to return and have a competent season aren't all that reliable, Scott," says the peanut gallery.) Yeah? Shut up!
The Todd was cool. Man. Now he's not. Now he sucks. Now we not-so-proudly sponsor him. And he's no longer The Todd.
For he is now... Turd Williams.