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NO, I WON'T SIT DOWN

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Who are you? Minister of Propaganda?

The crap ass Orioles gave up seven runs in the last two innings to blow the game today, losing 10-7 in New York. The grand finale came on Alex Rodriguez's two-strike, two-out, walkoff grand f'ing slam off of Chris Ray, who had managed to get two outs, then give up a single to Cano, walk Jeter, and plunk Abreu.

Nice pitch, Chris. That's definitely where anyone would put it. You moron.

I hate this team.

(I love this team.)

GOD. STEVE TRACHSEL GOES OUT THERE AND BUSTS HIS HUMP AND THEN DENICE JOAN BAEZ AND CHRIS RAY BLOW THE ENTIRE GAME IN TWO INNINGS?

Well I just hate you. Name Jamie Walker the closer. JAMIE WALKER, BOY. Everyone fits in a skillet.

You have to win games you lead 7-3 in the eighth inning!

YOU HAVE TO NOT HAVE FREDDIE BYNUM ON YOUR TEAM.

Ah, God...

Maybe I should eat something. I get grumpy when I don't eat.

Hey, same car.