Édgar González, RH Brian Burres, LH (2-2, 4.73) (3-2, 2.80)
Édgar González, RH Daniel Cabrera, RH (2-2, 4.73) (5-7, 5.16)
Today we were supposed to face Randy Johnson, but he got a hangnail or some gas or something, and the Diamondbacks decided the Orioles weren't worth pushing a guy out there against his will.
So, instead, "Latin Lover" Édgar González takes the hill to seduce our women and give our Alberto Castillo funny feelings that he doesn't know how to deal with. (I'm not trying to "slander" Castillo, I just couldn't think of anyone else.)
I'd expect that the Orioles might win today, since they have to win sometime, as broken clocks are right two times a day and Wild Bill eventually started beating Jack McCall in poker. I can barely contain my joy.