"What happened? I thought I was supposed to always beat the Orioles."
Not tonight Andy. Welcome to your season of discontent, playing for a sloppy, overbudget group of dickheads known as the Bronx Bummers.
I have nothing important to say, I just thought there might be folks hanging around on Saturday who'd want to chat about the victory before the game thread goes up.
So have at it, buckaroos. . One down, two to go!