It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter!
"Players are getting opportunities," manager Dave Trembley said. "By no means are we trying to not do our best. We're trying to do the best we can. It's just not working, who I'm putting in there."
It just doesn't matter!...It just doesn't matter!...It just doesn't matter!
If we get swept by Boston this weekend, and the D-Rays sweep Toronto (don't laugh, Tampa is 7-3 in their last 10 games), we'll actually take over sole possession of last place.
Here are our pitching matchups to try to prevent this ignominy:
Tonight: Olson vs Wakefield
Friday: Cabrera vs Lester
Saturday: Leicester vs Matsuzaka
Sunday: Guthrie vs Beckett
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!