Over at Sportsline, Scott Miller just posted his 2008 predictions for how each division will end up and how the postseason will happen and etc.  Here's what he has to say about the O's:

5. Baltimore Orioles are livid that Pittsburgh is poised to tie the all-time major-league record of 16 consecutive losing seasons (Phillies, 1933-1948) this year, while the O's, poised for their 11th consecutive losing season, must wait.

Uh, are they?

Anyway, reading that little bit of idiocy just made me wonder what other retarded blurbs are being said about the Orioles around the internet.  I figured we could post them here and laugh at them.