Rangers sign Sir Fatty

Yup, Ponson has yet another chance to pitch (Sun):

SURPRISE, Ariz. - Sidney Ponson and the Texas Rangers agreed to a minor league contract Sunday.

Ponson last pitched May 12 for the Minnesota Twins, who released him 10 days later. He was 2-5 with a 6.93 ERA in seven starts last season.

The 31-year-old right-hander has won at least 10 games three times in his major league career, including a career-high 17 wins with Baltimore and San Francisco in 2003.

The best part is the dateline is SURPRISE, AZ. Yeaah, that's about right.

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