What do you want Melvin to do? Dive for it?
"I've never heard of half these guys. And the ones I do know are way past their prime."
"Most of these guys never had a prime."
Adam Jones is Pedro Cerrano. Straightball, he hit it very much. Curveball...bats are afraid.
Daniel Cabrera is Rick Vaughn. ...duh. Wild Thing! You make my heart sing! You walk everything!
Steve Trachsel is Eddie Harris. He hasn't got an arm like you, kid.
Kevin Millar is Jake Taylor. Bad back, bad knees. Inspirational leader. Here's to one more good year in the sun.
Peter Angelos is Rachel Phelps. Continually in the way of his team performing well.
"Ya know, Dorn, I liked you so much better when you were just a ballplayer."
"Vaughn's been looking good out there today!""Don't worry, he'll blow it."