Take one freaking awful call
Add a strike that was a ball
One game, one ump
Smart as Forrest Gump
Memories are made of this
Don't forget this dopey goof
Calls a game like it's a spoof
17 walks, 23 Ks
"That's good!" so he says
Memories are made of this
Then add the total goat
A guy you wanna choke
Two fielding gaffes for the flavor
Wonder where Scott Moore has gone
A trip from Norfolk's not that long
Replacement level would be a savior
With his blessings from above
There have come a few things to love
Center field, closer
One less hoser
Memories are made of this
Memories are made of this