Today's Starting Pitchers GS IP ERA WHIP BAA HR BB K W-L Dennis Sarfate - RH 3 (48) 61.0 5.16 1.61 .221 6 50 62 4-2 Justin Verlander - RH 25 158.1 4.77 1.29 .237 15 63 123 8-13
Oh...no.
Ah, God...
It's Sarfate. Starting.
Strap in. Or go do something else with your Saturday. Seriously. Summer's almost over, it's another lost season (though a fun, admirable lost season) and it's Sarfate.