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Elect a President

And thus, a Presidential nominee for these United States of America.

I know it sounds stupid, but just do it. For me. For kicks.

Now as we all know, the President of the United States has to be born in America, so a good portion of the team is ineligible.

Feel free to think about the politics of it all. Luke Scott is a gun nut, for instance. Jay Payton has a history of professional issues. George Sherrill can't bend a cap right. Kevin Millar's loyalty has been questioned. Aubrey Huff is a pervert. Lance Cormier's name sounds all French. Nick Markakis once represented Greece. Brian Roberts used steroids. Chad Bradford throws underhand. Jamie Walker can't get lefties out.

Have fun. Debate. Elect. Do me the solid.