Ah, the ol' September Oriole fall-apart, condensed into one game. The Blow Jays play "anything you can do, I can do better," scoring five runs in one inning and then tap-tap-tapping away en route to VICTORY!
Aubrey Huff hit his 32nd homer and Scott Rolen fell a dong short of the cycle.
If the Jays today are Johnny Drama after "Five Towns" hit big, then the O's are Vincent Chase following the Cannes screening of Medellin.
Our starting rotation = terrible fat suit.