From the Yahoo!/STATS preview:
Sweeping a doubleheader from the lifeless Baltimore Orioles may not be a great accomplishment, but those wins have put the Tampa Bay Rays on the verge of something far more remarkable - their first division title.
Ha! Even the hum-drum STATS editors are calling the Orioles "lifeless" -- it's that obvious.
Go on, Birds. Tank another one. Hand it over. Don't even try. We're used to it. Really.