It's a minor injury to a Minor League player. And still it's major news.
Matt Wieters, Baltimore's top prospect, left Triple-A Norfolk's game against the Gwinnett Braves with cramping in his right hamstring on Friday. He singled in the first inning and pulled up lame, and the Tides pulled him for precautionary reasons. Wieters, who is batting .292, will be re-evaluated on Saturday.
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