The Birds are 1-14 on the road against AL East rivals this season. That is absurd. Overall the team is 15-32 on the road. That's no way to win the World Series. Someone should inform the team.
Brad Penny used to date Alyssa Milano. That's about the most interesting thing about him, but you've got to give him credit: Not a bad one interesting thing.
In a bit of one-upsmanship, Brad Bergesen is currently dating Soleil Moon Frye.
That is an absolute lie.
Adam LaRoche will make his Red Sox debut today, probably, as he's joined the team after being traded from the Pirates. That was a fine pickup by the BroSox. His numbers aren't much this year, but he's a streaky dude, and you know what they say about changes of scenery. I mean look how good Felix Pie is now. And Rich Hill. And Lou Montanez.