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Orioles 5, Mariners 3. It was poetry, people. Poetry.

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The Orioles tried to lose this game,

But the Mariners bullpen proved too lame.

Nope, that's not it. Let me try again.

Orioles bats wait

until the absolute last

moment, then they strike!

Nope. Not gonna do. One more try.

There once was a team in Seattle,

Beating the O's 3-0 in battle,

But then their ‘pen sucked,

And the M's were.....out of luck,

And with a win the O's did skedaddle.

Hey, you guys started it.