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Pie In The Face | FanGraphs Baseball

Dave Cameron at FanGraphs thinks Felix Pie would be great trade bait in the off season. I'd rather keep him. -Stacey Expert at bat for Orioles' spring training renovation
"With all due respect to Nick Markakis, Adam Jones, Matt Wieters and other rising stars of the Baltimore Orioles, Janet Marie Smith might be the team's most valuable player as the franchise consolidates its Florida operations in Sarasota." - duck

Consumerist: Oriole Park Serves Up Sad Hot Dog, Ignores Pleas For Help
"When we went to Sunday's game, we purchased a Super Dog. The foil wrapper was kind of crumbled, but we thought nothing of it until we opened it up to dress it. It was a very sad hot dog." Oh, there are pictures, people. - duck Scutaro could be lost to Jays for season
"(Marco) Scutaro's plantar fasciitis has nagged him since late July, and Saturday he likened the feeling to playing with a rock in his shoe. But he said that afternoon that the foot felt better than it had at any time since the flareups started. "Yesterday was great," said Scutaro, who leads the team with 100 runs. "Now look what happened." Wow, losing a starter late in the season to ensure a collapse? Good thing that never happens to the Orioles. - duck

[Tyler and Narrator are discussing ideal opponents]
Tyler Durden: OK: any historic figure.
Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.
Tyler Durden: Good answer.
Narrator: How about you?
Tyler Durden: Open Thread.
Narrator: Open Thread?
Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.