Mark Hendrickson will impersonate a starting pitcher. Nick Markakis will look cool. Matt Wieters will turn the gatorade into wine. Dave Trembley will use 7 pitchers no matter how unnecessary. Brian Roberts will lollygag his way to first base. Melvin Mora will make sad faces. Luke Scott will praise the Lord. Felix Pie will be adorable. Jim Johnson will doze off during O Canada. Cesar Izturis will continue to be shocked over batting in the two hole. Hopefully somewhere in between all of that the Orioles will manage to win a game.
Let's Go O's!
-Stacey