So what's everyone doing tonight? I'm meeting a friend for some dinner and shopping in Columbia. Not my favorite town necessarily but it has two things that I require: 1) DSW and 2) a lack of Red Sox fans roaming the streets.
|2010 - John Lackey||2-1||5.09||1.65||11||9|
|2010 - David Hernandez||0-3||4.84||1.52||14||10|
Lineups. Do you think it'll kick the O's offense into gear if I use all of their awesome nicknames? Should we give it a try? Is it possible that Miguel Tejada has never had a nickname? And obviously I have nothing to say about Garrett Atkins. You guys have heard that Cesar Izturis' AB music is Hypnotize, right? It's so weird. Anyway, when he's coming up to bat sometimes I sing to myself, "Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, can't you see," but then I always stop and can't think of anything witty to add to the end of it. I also sometimes sing the same song for Wiggy (I originally had the other nickname I use for Ty Wigginton in the lineup, but there are two ways to look at that name, one of which insults women and the other of which insults Wiggy. So I decided to abstain).
|Adam Jones, Son! CF||Marco Scutaro SS|
|Nicky Markickass RF||Dustin Pedroia 2B|
|Switch Hitting Jesus C||Victor Martinez C|
|Michael Tehader 3B||Kevin Youkilis 1B|
|LUUUUUKE LF||J.D. Drew RF|
|Wiggy Wiggy Wiggy 2B||David Ortiz DH|
|Rhyno Hughes DH||Adrian Beltre 3B|
|Garrett Atkins 1B||Jeremy Hermida LF|
|Izzy Izzy Izzy SS||Darnell McDonald CF|
Let's Go O's!