Don't feel bad O's fans! The Mets have a major league-leading 2.31 ERA in June! I'm sure that's the reason our offense sucks, right? RIGHT?
But hey, have faith. We face Mike Pelfrey today, who is 4-0 with a 1.19 ERA in his last five outings. That'll get us out of our slump. Woo-hoo!
Trying to prevent the sweep will be The Mentor®, who in his last 6 games has a 6.34 ERA (including 5 BBs in his most recent game against the MFY.)! Oh, SNAP!
I cAn'T wAiT fOr ThIs BaRnBuRnEr!!!1!1!!!!