O's tied yesterday, play the Twins today, Matt Wieters is just fine but won't play today, Derrek Lee will play soon, Brian Matusz may pitch Tuesday after all, and Mr. Copy&Paste feels good, too. There's all the news I don't have time to clip. Now talk to each other!
Did ya hear that Open Thread guy tellin' me how to Open Thread raise ya? What a Open Thread, man! Who the Open Thread does that Open Thread guy think he is? What's the worst Open Thread thing that can Open Thread happen to ya just standing outside a Open Thread store, right? Open Thread!