Some guys may be hurt. Some guys may be sick. A man wearing a Troy Patton uniform may or may not be added to the roster before, or during this evening's pending doubleheader. There will be no freaking out about certain other doubleheaders played between the Orioles and Rangers because we're in the Buck era now, and he shall protect us from the suck.
I can't pass up the chance to see two baseball games for the price of one, so handle any necessary business yourselves. You know what must be done. Go O's!