"Contrary to popular belief, every time a hitter gets hit by a pitch, it isn't intentional. Not every time a Yankee player gets hit, it's intentional."
We have really spent a lot of money on a lot of really, really bad relievers. Mike DeJean. LaTroy Hawkins! Mike Gonzalez. Ugh.
Who is most likely going to the MLB Prom? And probably going stag? Zach Britton.
Reimold Accolytes, rejoice. Your savior is on a bus from Norfolk.
The age-old question of the MacPhail era: What to do with the aggressively awful reliever you owe millions of dollars to?
It takes a lot for dead tree writers to start flat-out printing that you stink. Congrats, Mike.
He might actually be good, y'all.
Not on this list? Jay Payton vs. Melvin Mora, 2007.