You stand in a grass field ringed by walls far in the distance in each direction. An open mailbox stands in front of you with a letter inside.
> take letter
The letter reads, "What are you doing reading letters in the middle of a baseball game? Pay attention!" The mailbox suddenly disappears. You are still in the grass field. In the distance you see a small white object flying towards you.
> go north
You stand in a grass field. The nearest wall is to the north. The white object has landed not far from you and is rolling to the wall.
> go north
You stand on a dirt path next to the wall. The baseball rolls along the grass and the dirt and wedges underneath padding. You may field the baseball or raise your arms.
> raise arms
The umpire jogs out and pronounces a grounds-rule double. You receive accolades from all people who witnessed your feat of daring brilliance. You may now celebrate as you feel appropriate.
> tweet
You tweet: "my man @JArrieta34 went out in delt tonight. Smart play in the 8th. Hella crazy cause u never know what’s gonna happen. But I DID." A grue appears and devours all the haters. You bathe in the blood of the vanquished, drying yourself on the tattered scraps of their dreams.
> this is birdland
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