(An armored car painted with the logo of the Orioles sits at an intersection. Just as the light turns green, a giant manhole cover explodes underneath the vehicle, flipping it over. Unidentifiable persons are seen robbing the car.
Later, a jet black SUV pulls up, and a sunglasses-wearing DAVID CARUSO steps out to survey the scene, along with SOME OTHER GUYS.)
CARUSO: Well, you don't see this every day.
OTHER GUY: Sir, why are we in Baltimore?
(CARUSO removes the sunglasses and glares at the OTHER GUY, who withers.)
CARUSO: (hailing YET ANOTHER GUY) How much did they get away with?
YET ANOTHER GUY: The driver says there was $7.25 million in the back. (everyone whistles)
CARUSO: Calling card?
YET ANOTHER GUY: How did you know?
CARUSO: (glaring) Let me see it.
(YAG hands over a baseball bat, on which is inscribed the autograph of DERREK LEE.)
YAG: And there was a ransom note...
CARUSO: ...and unless we do what he says he's going to steal another $2.25 million. Of course. Ordinarily, this is where I would say that we should call in Paris Hilton...
...but he couldn't even hit that.
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