Game 153: Orioles (63-89) @ Red Sox (87-66), 7:10 p.m.

Ahoy me hearties! After outslugging th' Sox in today's day game 6-5, the swashbuckling Orioles look t' take game two from the scallywags from Beantown this night.

It'll be a tough go for these landlubbers, as Brian Matusz pitches again' tha' scurvy bilge rat, John Lackey. Both are deservin' of a keelhaulin' for their pathetic seasons, and me heart aches to think of what Matusz coulda been.

Th' season tis good as over for Cap'n Showatler an' his crew, but even again' the hornswaggling Sox they yell, "No quarter!" and hope to raise th' Jolly Roger high in victory.

Aye, 'tis a difficult life, that o' the O's fan. But we splice the mainbrace an' hope to pillage the mangy Sox one more time. Arrrr!