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It's day 1 of the National League Division Series, so basically, whatever. However, you may feel a strong pull to root against the Pirates due to ancient Baltimore history (or its current NFL division), or a pull to root for the Pirates because of former Camden Chat writer Andrew Gibson.
Either way, we're going to have to watch pitchers batting today, so in that sense, we all lose.
For the matchup between the Dodgers and Braves, it's very simple: root for Yasiel Puig to hit a home run, stand and admire it for five seconds, then slowly trot around the basepaths while doing the tomahawk chop.