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It is Friday night. Mark and the other primary writers are celebrating in real life at Camden Yards, so you get me kicking things off instead.
The Orioles have hammered out a decisive victory featuring pitching, defense and solo home runs.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.