It is Friday night.
The Orioles have beaten the Minnesota Twins by a 3-0 score thanks to Ubaldo Jimenez pitching 7.1 shutout innings with only three hits, one walk, and ten strikeouts recorded. Nelson Cruz obliterated a baseball into the third deck of Target Field. At this exact moment, the Orioles are tied for first place in the American League East.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.