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You just never know what you're going to get from the Orioles. Baffled by mediocre pitchers, stymied by great pitchers, breaking out in a big way against any sort of pitcher at unpredictable intervals. It almost seems to happen regardless of who is playing. Today, they face off against Matt Garza, who has not been good.
I'm already tired of this Central time zone nonsense and this is only the first game on the road trip that will be starting at 8 o'clock in civilization. It's an hour later to wait for the game to start, and it's an hour longer before the game will end, too. Get it together, Central time zone. Geez. You're the worst, except for Pacific time zone.
Anyway, eventually there will be baseball, and maybe the Orioles will win, but probably they'll lose, because as Stacey's nephew noted, they won yesterday so they'll probably lose today.