It is not Friday night, but it's almost Friday, and more importantly, in the place from which America declared independence, it is both Friday and July 4.
The Orioles have swept the heck out of the Texas Rangers with a 5-2 victory in which Steve Pearce went 4-5. If Toronto loses, the Orioles will end the night in a tie for first place in the American League East.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.