It is Friday night.
The Orioles have beaten the absolute stuffing out of the New York Yankees in a laugher of an 11-3 contest. The Yankees failed in hilarious ways all throughout the game. It was a glorious triumph in nearly every way. Chris Davis hit a home run. Caleb Joseph hit a home run. The Orioles hit double digit runs for the first time since April 26 and, perhaps even more importantly, they are .500 again for the first time since May 5.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.