It is Friday night.
The Orioles have smacked the heck out of the Texas Rangers by an 11-5 score. They did most of the damage in a nine-run seventh inning in which they hit four home runs, including, for the first time in Orioles history, two home runs in the same inning from one player. Mark Trumbo donged his way into the record books and the Orioles got back into the win column.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.