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Don't you ever do that to me again, baseball! Do you hear me? NEVER! I thought you had left forever. I drove all around looking for you. Yeah, OK fine, I was playing Pokemon GO too and there was a Charmander down the street, but you still had me scared to death. I didn't know what to do with myself. The ESPYs were dumb. I caught up on Game of Thrones, so that was nice. But there was a void that only you can fill!
I'm sorry, I don't mean to yell at you, baseball. I love you so much. I missed you. You're back now and I can finally relax. Can we just hang out tonight? Just the two of us? I would like that. Very much.
Oh, here's the lineup: