Don't you ever do that to me again, baseball! Do you hear me? NEVER! I thought you had left forever. I drove all around looking for you. Yeah, OK fine, I was playing Pokemon GO too and there was a Charmander down the street, but you still had me scared to death. I didn't know what to do with myself. The ESPYs were dumb. I caught up on Game of Thrones, so that was nice. But there was a void that only you can fill!
I'm sorry, I don't mean to yell at you, baseball. I love you so much. I missed you. You're back now and I can finally relax. Can we just hang out tonight? Just the two of us? I would like that. Very much.
Oh, here's the lineup:
|BALTIMORE ORIOLES||TAMPA BAY RAYS|
|Adam Jones - CF||Logan Forsythe - 2B|
|Jonathan Schoop - 2B||Brad Miller - SS|
|Manny Machado - 3B||Evan Longoria - 3B|
|Chris Davis - 1B||Logan Morrison - 1B|
|Mark Trumbo - RF||Steven Souza - RF|
|Matt Wieters - C||Corey Dickerson - DH|
|J.J. Hardy - SS||Brandon Guyer - LF|
|Pedro Alvarez - DH||Kevin Kiermaier - CF|
|Joey Rickard - LF||Luke Maile - C|
|Yovani Gallardo - RHP||Chris Archer - RHP|