It is Friday night.
The Orioles have survived a four error game and a rare Darren O'Day off night to beat the Chicago White Sox, 7-5. Adam Jones, Manny Machado, and J.J. Hardy all had three hits apiece as part of a team-wide 16 hit onslaught, and Pedro Alvarez crushed two home runs to help fuel the victory.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.