It is Friday night.
The Orioles have bombed the daylights out of the New York Yankees, launching four home runs in the game's first four innings and riding that cushion to an 8-0 shutout. Pedro Alvarez hit a blast out onto Eutaw Street for his 20th home run, giving the Orioles six players with 20+ homers, Mark Trumbo extended his MLB home run lead by hitting his 41st, and Manny Machado and Chris Davis also homered. The Orioles hold their wild card spot today.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.