It is Friday night.
The Orioles have demolished the Kansas City Royals by a score of 14-2. Hanser Alberto had a five-hit game, Pedro Severino had a four-hit game, and Jonathan Villar stole second base, third base, and home plate at different times in the game. Seven Orioles had multi-hit games, including Jace Peterson, who only entered the game after Anthony Santander batted four times.
For good measure, John Means turned in a dominant seven innings in his return from the family medical emergency list, giving up just two runs on five hits, with no walks and four strikeouts.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.