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It is Wednesday evening.
JOHN MEANS JUST THREW A DAMN NO-HITTER. This is the first Orioles no-hitter of any kind since the combined no-hitter on July 13, 1991, and the first solo no-hitter since Jim Palmer tossed one on August 13, 1969. Means did not allow a baserunner by his own pitching; only a dropped third strike runner reaching stopped him from a perfect game. He struck out 12.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE!
And maybe buy a John Means Business shirt?