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It is Friday night.
The Orioles have taken down the Blue Jays, 6-3, playing the role of September spoiler in the process. The Jays, with a win, would have moved into a playoff spot due to a Yankees loss. Instead, they lost. Cedric Mullins picked up home run #28 as well as stolen bases #27 and #28, Anthony Santander hit a three-run home run to break a tie game, and manager Brandon Hyde yelled at Jays starting pitcher Robbie Ray for taking too long between pitches, which was both hilarious and awesome.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.